some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
somebody give me a pep talk
people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people
people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool
What if there are actually multiple souls in your body but you’re the most powerful one so you have control over your body and the voices you hear in your head are just the weaker souls talking to you.
and maybe people with schizophrenia don’t have an assertive soul so all of the souls are fighting to take over
both of you write a book together
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
when your friend named ben is gay